I’m a big fan of music, but honestly, who isn’t? Have you ever heard anyone say: “No, I don’t listen to music.” No, because everyone loves music. Before instruments were created, bards would use their voice (of course they used that anyway). Music is a wonderful thing, but that really isn’t the point of this blog. I’ve seen a lot of Korean music pop up recently. That’s not a problem for me, I’ve listened to a lot of Asian music my whole life. Obviously we all know about Psy, but other Korean artists have made it to the spotlight here in America as well.
I suspect mutiny. They plan to encrypt hidden messages into their sounds to make us worship them, just like “Kiss”! Once they’ve brainwashed us, they’ll put down settlements in the music industry and ban singers like Justin Bieber, One direction,and Nicki Minaj! Then they will completely revitalize modern music into a new age, and make it interesting. No more songs with two sentence choruses. (What monsters these people are!) They may even bring country back to its steel guitar roots! What kind of world would we live in if this were to happen? We must crush the Korean uprising!